real shabby dee

An Independent is a Republican who once voted for a conservative Democrat. A Libertarian is a Republican who thinks that Libertarian sounds cooler than Republican.

I would like to see Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) and Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY) run for President and Vice President of the United States . . . just so I could put a “Franken Weiner” bumpersticker on my truck.

Some people see things as they are and say, “Why?” I dream things that never were and say, “WTF?”–Me (with apologies to George Bernard Shaw)

Except for hydrogen, every atom in our bodies originated in the supernovae of ancient stars. We are literally the children of other suns.

If your only experience with children was through XBox Live, you’d think that they were all loud, angry, racist, little morons. It makes me wonder if abortion should be free, safe and legal through the SEVENTY-THIRD trimester.

Every time I see a trailer for the new Harry Potter movie, I think “Harry Potter and the Half-Done Tranny.” I apologize to the transgender community and Harry Potter fans.