Archive for September, 2009

Mislabeled Channels

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Hey, History Channel, “Mysteries of the Freemasons” is not history. Hey, Science Channel, “How It’s Made” is not science. Get it together, will you? I don’t care if Hitler’s Thule Society developed intergalactic travel or if some yahoo can catch a giant, toothy fish.

Men’s Hormones

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

A woman shows anger or aggression and a common response is to comment on her hormonal state. Think of the number of men who are enraged or aggressive. There might be week or two a month where a woman has hormonal fluctuations and body pain adversely effecting her. Imagine if, on a similar cycle, men were more serene and non-confrontational. That would freshen the air. If anyone is victim to their hormones, it is men.

Pickle Pie

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Peace is made with guns like apple pie is made with pickles.

Political Spectrum Defined

Monday, September 14th, 2009

An Independent is a Republican who once voted for a conservative Democrat. A Libertarian is a Republican who thinks that Libertarian sounds cooler than Republican.

Not a Monster Movie

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

I would like to see Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) and Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY) run for President and Vice President of the United States . . . just so I could put a “Franken Weiner” bumpersticker on my truck.

Cool Guy

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

“Are you classified as human?”
“Negative, I am a meat popsicle.”
–from The Fifth Element

On Moles

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

“The man who looks at a mole on his brow every day when he shaves may not see that it is changing; the physician who sees it once a year may easily recognize it as cancer.” — from Anathem by Neal Stephenson