Beyond Chewing Gum
Sunday, January 24th, 2010A man in the grocery store parking lot last night answered an age-old question for me: can a person wearing bagpipes text and walk at the same time? The answer is yes.
Archive for January, 2010
Right Turns
Sunday, January 24th, 2010We have greatly expanded the “right turn on red when clear” rule in South Florida. Among your other choices: “right turn on red when not clear,” “left turn on red when clear,” “right turn from the left lane when you think you can make it,” “left turn on red when you think you got robbed by the light,” and the ever-popular “blow through the red light at high speed while talking on the mobile phone.”
Sign of the End-Times?
Monday, January 4th, 2010Why is my tongue cleaving to the roof of my mouth? Is something apocalyptic going down? Oh, wait. False alarm. Sleeping with the furnace on.