next door to paradise

Why is there a freaking mosquito in my house? Biko! Close the patio door!

Be careful of what you wish. We’ve been needing rain pretty badly since the dry season started. With the storm front that has stalled over our area for the last week, I bet we’ve received at least five inches of rain. Our annual average for the entire month of December is about two.

While watching Jon Bon Jovi’s performance last night on Saturday Night Live: “What’s wrong with his toupée?” I ask. “It’s from the wrong decade,” responded a sleepy Midge.