Too Horny
Instant karma, South Florida style: As I pull into the grocery store parking lot, an old lady in one car doesn’t like the speed that another old lady is vacating her parking space, so she lays on the horn. And it sticks. I was in the store for ten minutes and when I came out, a security vehicle had pulled up and the guy was under the hood, pulling the wire from the horn. So much for haste.