The Grouchy, Old Couple in the Publix Grocery Store
Rounding the corner on the soft drink aisle at the local supermarket, an exasperated old man leads his equally exasperated old wife and her shopping cart, both barely inching along as many senior citizens do.
Man: Come on, damn it! Let’s go!
Woman: I would, if you would get the hell out of my way!
If distance truly makes the heart grow fonder, how much distance would be required for those two hearts? And how long would it take them to get there? It make take an astronomer to determine.